FINSCAR: Aye, to ya lusus, ya nothin but a woe!

Yo-ho-ho

Low 

SNAKE: T00 bad y0ur lussuss w1ll alwayss be a y0-h0-H0E!

SNAKE: You will uh... always be that ... low?

FINSCAR: Ya call yerself a pirate? Ya couldnt even lift 'n anchor!

Tanker

Wanker 

SNAKE: At leasst when 1 d0, unl1ke y0u, 1 w0n't l00k l1ke a wanker!

SNAKE: You err... would look better on a... tanker??

FINSCAR: Aye, ill give it to ya lad... Ya got a wit as sharp as me sword! FINSCAR: ... Now... wheres me... spewin tub...SNAKE: 0h yeah! 1 sst1ll g0t 1t! 1 ssh0uld have wagered f0r 0ne 0f h1ss fancy r1ngss t00...

Retry?

FINSCAR: Yer arms are no bigger than th' fleas i 'ave met.

Vet

Net

SNAKE: SS0 that'ss why y0u're sscratch1ng, y0u ssh0uld ssee a vet!

SNAKE: Maybe y0u ssh0uld.. uh.. catch them... 1n a net?

FINSCAR: Ya outfit looks like it belongs on a bilge rat! 

That

Fat

SNAKE: Y0ur matesspr1t would be hurt t0 hear y0u talk about their w0rk l1ke that! 

SNAKE: At leasst m1ne d0essnt l00k uh... fat?

SNAKE: N0 m0re... 1 d0nt th1nk 1 can take anym0re...  1 can barely ssee the fl00r...SNAKE:What the hell 1ss 1n that sstuf anyway...?FINSCAR: Hah! I knew ye couldnt handle th' heat! Ye will make a lovely addition t' me cargo!

Retry?

FINSCAR: Somethin' in front o' me smells like rottin' death! 

SNAKE: 0h, that'ss jusst y0ur f1ssh-breath! 

FINSCAR: Aye, yer nothin' but a picaroon! 

Monsoon

Baboon

SNAKE: Well all 1 ssee 1ss a b1g bab00n! 

SNAKE: Well y0u better watch 0ut f0r that... um... m0ns00n?